Allure wants to get back in the game with Emily Ratajkowski and her sexy tits, the famous model is either so photogenic that she looks beautiful in any pose, or so well produced that there is no way we don’t think about sex when we look at her. Right now it can be said that she is one of the most desired models by women and men in the world.
Because after they found out that the world didn’t end in 2012 and girls don’t discriminate between men and women, which I think is great because they call it feminism, we call it alternative porn.
I say that nobody remembered Allure anymore, but it was a good move to use Emily Ratajkowski and also publish her feminist proclamation that is no less rhetorical garbage than any other. Every time I come across any of these speeches I just see girls with their boobs out asking us not to look at their boobs. I don’t know, it’s confusing to me.
But more than criticism of me, she only gives me ideas, like there being an annual prize for the boobs of the year, something like Miss Tits, just like there is Miss Bumbum. It would be great to see how they all fight to be the breasts of the year, so it would mutate among the best of each country, the continent, the world, the galaxy and the universe. As it is with the other Misses pageants.
If anyone wants to propose it in a startup, let me know by email and I’ll put up a few dollars for the cause. I think that would be a show like the World Cup, but every year and with naked girls. I don’t know what can be better than that. Ultimately, though, I support anything that has to do with sex, so don’t count on me being objective about it.
I would be a bribable judge in that sense and would accept oral favors in exchange for my vote. You have been warned, I have been honest, so although I would like to be on a panel of judges that determine a winner, I do not guarantee that I can win from the best breasts, but rather the one who knows how to do the best oral sex.